Jun
8
Helen: Helen Morgendorffer.
Mr. O’Neill: Hello, Mrs. Moggenfoffer — um, Morgendorffer. Um, this is Timothy O’Neill at Lawndale High? I’m your daughter Daria’s English teacher.
Helen: Yes, is this about her essay on banning capital punishment and bringing back torture instead? Because it was OBVIOUSLY a joke.
(via wotcher)